Yes! Houston/Phoenix Brawl! Nice to get a brawl so early in the season…the players must REALLY care.
I’ll act it out for you…
Barnes: I joined this crap ass team so I could actually win…and Houston is making us look retarded. Fuck this! I’ll go after Rafer…not TMac…I prefer to live.
Matt Barnes takes a cheap shot at Rafer Alston (I just KNEW Barnes was sketchy).
Alston: Oh no this sketchy bitch did not just push me! Who does he think he is? He isn’t at Golden State anymore. This ain’t OAKLAND…it’s PHOENIX. Goofy bitch! I’ll push his ass back!
Alston pushes Barnes.
Steve Nash: Fight! Fight! I remember back in grade school that the most badass kids would always jump in. I’ve got a reputation for being weak…we’ll end that right now! Now longer does Phoenix get pushed around by big mean men in black and silver uniforms! Now we get down are DIIIIIRTAY!
Nash attempts to run into the fight and make a difference.
Nash: Yaaaaaaa-hoooooo! Nobody messes with…
Tracy McGrady knocks Nash on his ass instead.
McGrady: What the hell does this little dancing elf think he’s doing?
Shaq then pushes McGrady to the ground causing a slight earthquake.
Shaq: Somebody pushed Steve so I had to take care of my little man. It wasn’t nothing serious, though, just a push and shoving match.
The beauty of the whole thing? That was ACTUALLY Shaq’s comment to the media! I didn’t make that up! I didn’t realize such a romance had formed between the big guy and the “little man.” How touching!
Steve Nash is on his ass in a fight again…it figures. Nash loves the floor for some odd reason. And he clearly enjoys sticking his nose where it DOESN’T belong (Nose pun!…bloody nose…anyone get it? Well, I tried.).
But what kills me is that Artest wasn’t involved :(. He must have been on the bench…gotta stay on the bench when a fight breaks out! Right Phoenix? LMAO! Ahhh as a Spurs fan I just couldn’t resist.