Taylor’s Shaq Blog

Greatest Hack-A-Shaq Ever

Thu,October 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

A very controversial method for dealing with Shaq is to foul him repeatedly and let him shoot free throws. He has the accuracy of a blind man so this is actually a very good way to deal with him. Last night the Suns and the Spurs played their first game of the season and 5 seconds into the game Shaq is wrapped up for the quickest Hack-A-Shaq ever. Shaq looks around in bewilderment and then looks over to Greg Popovich, who has a grin from ear to ear and is giving Shaq a double thumbs up. This is definitely one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in the NBA and something I would never, EVER expect from a dorky organization such as the Spurs.

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Hack-a-Shaq Starting Earlier and Earlier

Thu,October 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

If you aren’t aware, Shaq gets really upset teams foul him on purpose to exploit his inability to hit free throws.  In an interview before the NBA season began he called out San Antonio Spurs coach Gregg Popovich, saying that he’ll make him pay for using it.  This opening play was the Spurs’ response.

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Greg Oden (Mr. Glass) Out 2-4 Weeks

Thu,October 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Gregory, Gregory, Gregory I mean what can I say? The 2nd year Rookie suffered a injury on opening night in the nationally televised game against the Lakers. The Blazers say that the injury is a mid-foot avulsion fracture that will hold him out for the next 2-4 weeks. The next couple of weeks were supposed to be games on the NBA schedule to showcase Oden against some powerful competition (Shaq, Tim Duncan, Dwight Howard). Oden (aka Mr. Glass) has seen better days, it seems every time things get ready to go in motion he stalls. Portland put your faith in Brandon Roy he’s reliable.
Damn you looking old Greg, I mean REALLY looking old bro. *Check out the Sam Jackson Section of the Blog*

 

 

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Stoudemire scores 22 points to lead Suns over Spurs 103-98 in Terry Porter’s coaching debut

Thu,October 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

SAN ANTONIO (AP) _ Amare Stoudemire scored 22 points and four other Phoenix players scored in double figures to help the Suns beat the San Antonio Spurs 103-98 in the regular-season opener for both teams Wednesday night, giving Terry Porter a victory in…

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Video: Gregg Popovich Uses Hack-A-Shaq 5 Seconds Into Game

Thu,October 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

a?? San Antonio Spurs head coach Gregg Popovich has fun with Shaquille O’Neal to start the new NBA seasonShout out to NESW Sports for this video of San Antonio Spurs head coach Gregg Popovich getting even with Phoenix Suns center Shaquille O’Neal for comments The Big Quotable made about the Spurs using the Hack-a-Shaq [...]Related posts:

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Candidates Fighting For Florida

Thu,October 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

As the presidential candidates make a mad dash to the finish line, their campaigns are traveling throughout the Sunshine State to secure Florida’s 27 electoral votes.

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On the Tube: Mike Breen plays 20 Questions with Shaq

Thu,October 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Here’s a look at the newest NBA on ESPN commercial, starring Shaquille O’Neal and Mike Breen.

As much as I (and the rest of the sports blogosphere) bash ESPN, they have the best commercials.

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Mike Bianchi: Sorry, Dwight, Shaq is greatest Magic player ever

Thu,October 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

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The Phoenix Suns didn’t have to set!

Thu,October 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

I apologize for the horrible headline, but its the best one i could think of. As a Suns fan, I was always apprehensive about the Shaq trade. Shaq is far beyond his peak. If this trade had happened in the 2006-07 season, I would understand. But really, I don’t understand Mike D’antoni’s logic. I mean when you look at the previous season, the Suns were terrific. Their offense fired on all cylinders, and they lost a hard fought series to the spurs (who cheat, but more on that another time). This season, the Suns still managed to make the play offs, and almost got swept by the Spurs. It is not entirely Shaq’s fault, yes, but i feel that Shaq really disrupted that offense. in the 2006-07 season, Steve Nash lead the league in assists. However this season, that honor is taken by Chris Paul (who deserves it don’t get me wrong). The Suns are a much more talented team than the Hornets from a player standpoint, so logically Nash should lead the league in assists consistently. However i truly feel that Shaq slowed them down this year,and it almost seemed like the Suns staff was making excuses for signing him. For example signing him to be “a presence in the locker room” is a load of bull. I’m no NBA GM, but if one of the reasons you sign a guy is because of his great attitude in the locker room, you could really sign anyone. After Shaq joined the Suns, their record was not nearly as good as it was last season. I understand why they would want shaq for interior defense. but really signing him made them even more weak on the perimeter.The only way really this situation could be fixed would require a Flux Capacitor. If Phoenix had not traded Joe Johnson, Had Signed Rajon Rondo, and hell maybe even held onto Kurt Thomas, this whole situation would be different. With Joe Johnson, they would have a great scorer, and unhappy Marion would become Expendable. With Rondo, you have a flashy back up, giving Nash some time on the bench. Even with Thomas, you get a fairly good defender, who can also knock it down mid range, a great attribute in a fast break offense. If all this had happened, I strongly believe the Suns would be in contention, or would have won a championship by now.The Suns of the past two years have been great to watch yes, But they could never win a championship with the kind of players that they had. It just goes to show, you really should take youth seriously, instead of gunning for a championship immediately by signing aging veterans (see: Dallas Mavericks).Thanks to Kode-Esh for the stats.

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Video – Phoenix Suns fans are strange

Thu,October 30, 2008 · Leave a Comment

As Mark Jackson remarks, the Suns defense does everything it’s *not* supposed to, and Suns fans still get up for a standing ovation.

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